its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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