I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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