in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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