We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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