oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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