U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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