I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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