so explain again why im purple
no
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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