I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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