Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to have your abortion
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
True college students do jello shots in the library
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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