I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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