CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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