you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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