She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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