Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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