we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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