Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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