I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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