I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Randomize
