No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
