i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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