office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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