Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize