You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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