You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
