I'm so fucking centered right now
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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