It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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