This girl is more easily done than said...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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