Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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