I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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