it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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