so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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