Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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