Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
