UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
