come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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