She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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