can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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