How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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