I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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