Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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