Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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