guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
