Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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