His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
So. Much. Porn.
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