The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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