was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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