I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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