That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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