I just cut my nipple shaving
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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