Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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