Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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