I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I need a beard to bite.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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