I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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