So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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