dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
