I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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