if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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