I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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