I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You're a waste of cheezeits
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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